Greg Gutfeld: Cassidy Hutchinson’s testimony was ruined, as was the January 6 Committee

So have you heard the latest news? Yes, Charles Payne accepted my friend request.

But also, according to NPR, the January 6 hearings now extend through July. Yeah, I guess they use the same schedule as two weeks to flatten the curve. But thank God, because the stuff I’ve watched so far has been so engrossing. To hell with those summer vacations in Key West. I know what I’m doing the first or second week of July. Yeah.

Apparently they’re going to pursue more witnesses and say they’re going to get a lot of new evidence. I guess they are not happy with the witnesses they originally chose on the show —-. What a disaster. Yeah. She made the Hindenburg look like a fender bender. She made Pompeii look like Knott’s Berry Farm. It’s a weird comparison.

Apparently they’re going to subpoena Trump’s White House attorney, Pat Cipollone, I don’t know, who’s spoken to these clowns before. And why do ? Well obviously to save the mess they made with their big star.

The good news, at least it didn’t involve two bodybuilding Nigerians. Seriously, haven’t they lived enough? I just wish they would leave my apartment, take the longest showers.

JANUARY 6 HEARING: TOP 5 MOMENTS FROM CASSIDY HUTCHINSON’S EXPLOSIVE TESTIMONY ON TRUMP, ATTACK ON CAPITOL

Apparently, the committee didn’t bother to contact the Secret Service before spreading the big word about Trump rushing security. So I guess they do now, which means that the new witnesses become responsible for repairing the hearsay of other witnesses. But maybe they’ll find out that Trump didn’t just rush the Secret Service, he did a back double somersault from the trunk of the car and landed squarely in Abe Lincoln’s lap. Who knew Trump could drive an SUV from the back seat? You won’t see that in a Bond movie.

Of course, the media will say, « Come on, listen, this isn’t a court. » Which is true, but how did it help you?

Hutchinson’s testimony has now been ruined and by connection, so is the hearing. You would think they would now be experts in coaching Trump. They practiced so much.

But damn it, if I wanted to go to a show trial, I’d go to North Korea. At least none of the actors there are fat. It’s not by choice, however. Yet it continues, and why? Because the incentives are in place.

First, you pay for it. Like an evening with Kilmeade, you pay the bill.

BRIAN KILMEADE: It’s not true. We are going Dutch.

Yes, leave them out of it.

Second, the media wants this to go on forever because it fuels their bias, and it feels like they’re reporting something when they’re just Democratic stenographers. Here’s a tweet from ABC’s Jonathan Karl. It just says, « Thank you. Cassidy Hutchinson. » He’s a journalist. I assume he is referring to his testimony, but who knows? Maybe she shared her Netflix password with him, but that’s media. I’m just glad they left their pom poms at home.

Third, the Dems are in control, at least until November. This propaganda machine can go on until then, so don’t be surprised if it does, because like Joe on the steps of Air Force One, there’s just no balance. Without legitimate hindsight, you see, Democratic politics is in fact Stalinist politics, show me the Donald and I’ll show you the crime.

PENCE SAYS HE WON’T LET DEMS USE JAN. 6 FOR ‘DISTRACTING’ FROM THEIR ‘FAILED AGENDA’, CONGRATULATES TRUMP RECORD

So one wonders, what’s really worse, that a rally got out of control for a day, a rally in which people who had never broken the law before were then arrested and serving time, what they should, because they broke the law or an open-ended, media-protected single-partisan tribunal paid by you to save their party’s chances in November, while persecuting everyone they can in this unfettered witch hunt. Well the answer is easier than me, after three daiquiris or two, huh one.

CHEVY CHASE, MD: Protesters march past the home of Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh.
(Photo by Nathan Howard/Getty Images)

Meanwhile, our government is ignoring those who unlawfully intimidate Supreme Court justices. How is? So is this America where they offer unsubstantiated claims that crumble like a slow-cooked pork shoulder, then use them to compel more testimony, testimony from reluctant participants, in front of dark partisan hacks?

We now see how fooled everyone is into falling for the insurrection lie. It was about creating a spectacle to distract from their failures. So if you bought this BS, you got Cheney’d, and you thought his dad only shot friends in the face. She contributed to a show trial that would make Joe McCarthy blush.

Did you see right after testifying, the star witness rushed to kiss Liz? What does it mean ? Are they old friends? No, they are just part of the room. They hug like SNL cast members when the show is over. How would Liz Cheney even know this low-level executive branch employee? Unless, of course, they met at rehearsal.

So what does this mean for you? that you must vote. The only way to stop this is to vote to have all smart Democrats out of office. And then, and the real hearings begin. Because now we have the smoking gun, the laptop, the messages, the big man admitting he knew what his corrupt son was up to, hit the voicemail.

WASHINGTON, DC – JUNE 09: The House Select Committee to Investigate the January 6 hearing at the Cannon House office building on Thursday, June 9, 2022 in Washington, DC. The bipartisan select committee investigating the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol spent nearly a year conducting more than 1,000 interviews and reviewed more than 140,000 documents on the day of the attack. .
(Kent Nishimura/Los Angeles Times via Getty Images)

JOE BIDEN’S VOICEMAIL 2018 ON HUNTER’S CHINA CASE: If you have the chance, call me. Nothing urgent. I just wanted to talk to you. I found the article published online, which will be printed tomorrow in the Times, to be good. I think you are clear.

JOE BIDEN SKIRT: « I think you are clear. » Talk about real first-person evidence of all kinds of multiple crimes, straight to tape, that was buried by the press. Compare that to that show trial, full of mind-reading and hearsay amplified by the press. It’s crazy. I just hope there are more, there are more phone messages from Joe to Hunter.

JOE BIDEN SKIRT: Hey, buddy, it’s dad again. I was just thinking, you know that, the voicemail I left you, the one about, ‘everything’s fine’. You know how to delete that, right? Ok, yeah, you’re a smart kid. Alright, and call me big guy from now on. Very well? No one will know what that means. Alright, I love you, goodbye.

No wait, I think there’s one more, right?

JOE BIDEN SKIRT: Hey buddy, is it daddy again? Hey look, I was just thinking. While we’re deleting stuff… I was thinking maybe the 1400 videos of you with prostitutes and cocaine? Yes, I think you can get rid of it. I know it’s, it’s fun to look back on, but I think it’s time to give them the old « scrubba dub ». Very well? Alright, I love you.

The old « scrubba dub ».

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This is going to be great because these people should be paying to waste our time with these hearings while ignoring crime, inflation, border atrocities. It’s our turn for justice, and I’ll be here for it. Not because I’m a journalist, not because I’m a Republican, pretty sure I’m not either. It’s because I’m an American, pissed off too, and you should be too.